Birdpocalypse Now: Feathered Firebombs Are Burning Down the West, Scientists Warn!!!
In a development no one saw coming (except maybe Hitchcock), America’s latest wildfire threat isn’t just drought, climate change, or that one guy who thought setting off fireworks in a forest was a great idea. Science has determined that birds aren’t just a nuisance when they poop on your windshield or sing at dawn. Turns…