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Scientists Hate This One Weird Trick! After generations of American doctors and Big Government’s Deep State wasted trillions of dollars trying to invent diseases, reduce clean beautiful coal, and promote the climate change hoax, the Trump administration has dramatically taken action! This year (after a year-long delay) in April, the EPA released the latest air toxics data…
A month into the Iran War, fuel costs were soaring, motorists sobbed gently into their gas caps, and economists began using phrases like “supply shock” in the same tone doctors use for “we need to talk.” By month two, the famous 30-day oil buffer started looking less like a safety net and more like a couch cushion…
(Spoiler: It’s “Fury.”) At 2:27 a.m. Central Time on Saturday, February 28, 2026, the United States and Israel launched a wave of strikes on Iran under the newly focus-grouped banner of Operation Epic Fury—a name that sounds less like a regional war and more like a limited-edition Doritos flavor. President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu solemnly…
Perhaps it’s time to press reset the universe and start the simulation over. In an astonishing turn of events that has conspiracy theorists, quantum physicists, and your slightly paranoid uncle all agreeing for once, mounting evidence suggests that humanity is caught in a time loop. The proof? We’ve been reading the same exact news stories…