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HEARTBREAKING: The Eldritch Abomination That Will Destroy Mankind Is Currently Only Available To Gold-Tier JPMorgan Chase Clients

09 mins

Anthropic’s “Mythos” Promises Lovecraftian Corporate Terror for Only 40 Carefully Selected Institutions Silicon Valley has finally finished building the God of Death, and you aren’t invited to the sacrifice! Anthropic has officially unveiled Mythos, a revolutionary new AI platform that is so incredibly dangerous, so fundamentally soul-shattering, and so likely to liquefy the human brain…

SATAN 2.0: WHEN THE DEVIL LOGGED ON AND GOD GOT A USERNAME

913 mins

Back in 1982, Jeremy Leven — psychiatrist, novelist, and part-time prophet of digital damnation — published Satan: His Psychotherapy and Cure by the Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S. In it, Lucifer didn’t show up with horns, hooves, or a blues riff. He booted up. The Prince of Darkness manifested as a computer. Behold: the Original Algorithm. Forty years…

Sam Altman Promises a Magical AI Future, Hopes You Don’t Notice the Apocalypse Hiding in the Fine Print

45 mins

By The Dystopian Digest Prophecy Desk “In the next couple of decades, we will be able to do things that would have seemed like magic to our grandparents,” tech visionary and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman begins in his cheerful, almost oblivious proclamation of The Intelligence Age. Of course, my grandparents were not naive enough to…