Scientists Warn of Imminent “Glacier Zombie Apocalypse” as Ancient Viruses Thaw—But at Least It’ll Be Cool AF
In a stunning turn of events that has scientists everywhereclutching their lab coats in barely contained terror,researchers have just announced that ancient viruses andbacteria trapped in glaciers for thousands of years areabout to make a comeback. Yes, glaciers—thosemajestic, icy wonders we once thought about visiting totake deep, contemplative breaths of crisp mountainair—are now doubling as…